McDonald's Restaurants in Florida Introduce New Signature Crafted Recipes

May 04, 2017, 22:29
McDonald's Restaurants in Florida Introduce New Signature Crafted Recipes

McDONALD'S AND ANTHONY SULLIVAN HERE (yes, THAT Anthony Sullivan) for our new favorite utensil. McDonald's has unveiled a new piece of cutlery you never knew you needed - an edible fork made of French fries. If this seems like a joke, it's not.

"So you can pick up your pico guacamole, save your bacon with sweet maple seasoning, or get all the sweet onion BBQ for Y-O-U-R-S-E-L-F", Sullivan shouts.

The concept has already been deemed "ludicrous" and "infuriatingly stupid" by some. "Will the Frork improve your Signature Crafted Recipes eating experience?"

"Anthony Sullivan here", said Anthony Sullivan.

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"We started with All Day Breakfast, updated our Chicken McNuggets, offered new Mac sandwich sizes for every occasion and now we're introducing Signature Crafted Recipes because they are inspired by our customers", said McDonald's Chef Michael Haracz.

McDonald's is touting a new french fry-centric utensil — the "frork" — as part of a campaign to promote its new line of burgers. "I mean, sure ... maybe".

What is a Signature Crafted Recipes sandwich you ask? McDonald's says it will give away 100,000 of them to people who buy the new burgers starting May 5. The sandwiches are priced between $4.99 and $5.19. Participating locations are listed at and at the toll-free number 844-MCD-FRORK (1-844-623-3767).